This is a revolution of sorts. The final triumph of man over nature. The solution to the globalization standoff.
Here I describe a small DIY (Do It Yourself) CBNM (Convergence Of Biotechnology, Nanotechnology and 12-G Mobile Cellphony.).
First unfold the third dual helix protein of a human DNA. This is fairly straight forward. These days they do it with their eyes closed.
Then procure from a leading nonotech vendor a 12-G Mobile Multimedia Enhanced Module IP (Intellectual Property).
Now embed the 12-G IP on the 48654 Rung of the Left Spiral Ladder of DNA and begin the hyper cloning process.
Then subject the cloned mass to accelerated aging in an activated rhodium incubator for a few pico seconds to trigger a super-mutation.
Now the baby that has been produced is the CBNM Super-Cell-Android. This child is born connected and online with a 1Gbps XeePee Network.
The mobilephone and multimedia pda are embedded in this child. He can chat, talk, download music and movies without moving a finger or blinking an eye.
The only problem is even as a little infant, he will start getting huge communication bills and if not paid in time the global service provider can terminate him.
(the above post was dictated by marzy an unemployed and undernourished martian refugee friend of mine, i have posted it here as he needs my support.)
Created and posted first by me in my "delabs Notes" 2002-03 then in a short lived blog called "Martian Maladies" around 2003-04 - both content i have removed, may exist in wayback machine.