The Tiki God was annoyed with the Green Grinch, He rose out of the Pacific and flung a Giant Blue Boomerang.

It went over the Americas and then across Europe and was yet unable to find the Grinch who was running away from it all. 

It usually takes 8 years for a giant boomerang to go around the world. It will go over Eurasia and reach the Pacific again. Then the Big Great and Wonderful Tiki God will rise like a Godzilla from the depths of the Ocean and catch the Blue Spinning one.

Yep, it True.

It is not a Paranoia, that goes for most other humans. I have a Oversensitive Spidey Tingler. For some years i have been sensing a group of people somewhere, doing some business that may amount to misuse of skills or power.

They soon disintegrate, another set takes over, does the same. This goes on .... the times are like that.

With great Power, comes great Boredom.

The Opossums are on the Boil. They sent the Porcupine as their Emissary of Cupidity. The Beaver was all Pores, this is not going to work. 

Others Involved - Raccoon, Otter, Gopher, Skunk, Weasel, Badger.

I am now working on 8G cellular phone technology, keep this a closely guarded secret,

Many big companies are still stuck at 3.5G. 8G technology allows users of cellular phones to teleport,

You can zap your best friend to pluto, you can digitize and store baby elephants in flash ram,

You can deliver material to people thru 3d fax, you can use it to clone yourself, get multiple jobs etc.,

Now i have to get listed first, to invest 'Click here'.

(this post was done around 2001-02 in b2 or pMachine later in blogger, the click here had a JavaScript Prank)

Strangely after this post, many phones came equipped with a small camera.

Too much of anything is bad for the world.
Too much of anything is bad for people.

Too much of globalization is bad for business.
Too much of closed markets is also bad.

Too much of food is bad for a person.
Too much of fasting will cause starvation.

Too much of regulation will choke innovation.
Too much of freedom will trigger chaos.

We have to strike a balance in between.
There is a golden mean.

To regulate ourselves is better.
else natural forces may cause regulation

Posted by delabs to Infinite Quest at 7/1/2004 12:14:22 AM

The Guinea Pig turns Mutant. Witches and Warlocks using their frustrated Serfs, who compete with each other to poke blunt Laser Sabers at the Poor Pig.

The tortured pig had enough, it Mutates. This is yet another story.

This is a revolution of sorts. The final triumph of man over nature. The solution to the globalization standoff.

Here I describe a small DIY (Do It Yourself) CBNM (Convergence Of Biotechnology, Nanotechnology and 12-G Mobile Cellphony.).

First unfold the third dual helix protein of a human DNA. This is fairly straight forward. These days they do it with their eyes closed.

Then procure from a leading nonotech vendor a 12-G Mobile Multimedia Enhanced Module IP (Intellectual Property).

Now embed the 12-G IP on the 48654 Rung of the Left Spiral Ladder of DNA and begin the hyper cloning process.

Then subject the cloned mass to accelerated aging in an activated rhodium incubator for a few pico seconds to trigger a super-mutation.

Now the baby that has been produced is the CBNM Super-Cell-Android. This child is born connected and online with a 1Gbps XeePee Network.

The mobilephone and multimedia pda are embedded in this child. He can chat, talk, download music and movies without moving a finger or blinking an eye.

The only problem is even as a little infant, he will start getting huge communication bills and if not paid in time the global service provider can terminate him.

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(the above post was dictated by marzy an unemployed and undernourished martian refugee friend of mine, i have posted it here as he needs my support.)

Created and posted first by me in my "delabs Notes" 2002-03 then in a short lived blog called "Martian Maladies" around 2003-04 - both content i have removed, may exist in wayback machine.

When a fish is encircled by hooks with worms pleading to spare their lives,

the Fish turns Vegan. Let the worms live !

Expand your Patriotism to Encompass the Entire Solar System.

May your heart swell in pride, when you say "My System", especially to those blokes at Andromeda.

When you Stumble a Twitter and immediately Twitter a Stumble; there is a Short Circuit in the Clouds. This leads to Wild Sparks between the Clouds and Results in Heavy RAIN.

RAIN - Random Access to Information Networks

Web Humor - Neither to be taken Seriously Nor Intended for any other use.

This post in stumbleupon years ago